Gossip News » Aids http://lpkz.com Gossip this, Gossip that, News? Gossip! Fri, 30 Jul 2010 22:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Breasts Are Nothing But Trouble, Says Science [Health Watch] http://lpkz.com/science/breasts-are-nothing-but-trouble-says-science-health-watch/98616/ http://lpkz.com/science/breasts-are-nothing-but-trouble-says-science-health-watch/98616/#comments Tue, 20 Jul 2010 20:25:30 +0000 admin http://Gawker-5591934 AIDS safety! Breast cancer bad and worse news! Doctors who share! Mastering the world of dreams! And horrible sad facts of life! It's your Tuesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—while living (for now)! More »
]]> http://lpkz.com/science/breasts-are-nothing-but-trouble-says-science-health-watch/98616/feed/ 0 An Inception? That’s Impossible. [Open Caption] http://lpkz.com/appic/an-inception-thats-impossible-open-caption/97637/ http://lpkz.com/appic/an-inception-thats-impossible-open-caption/97637/#comments Mon, 19 Jul 2010 06:15:00 +0000 admin http://Gawker-5590377 [The extravagantly-costumed guests of the Vienna HIV charity Life Ball look more like characters from a dream than anyone in Inception. Pic via AP.] More »
]]> http://lpkz.com/appic/an-inception-thats-impossible-open-caption/97637/feed/ 0 Domestic AIDS Prevention Policy Turns To Social Media [Social Media] http://lpkz.com/facebook/domestic-aids-prevention-policy-turns-to-social-media-social-media/94257/ http://lpkz.com/facebook/domestic-aids-prevention-policy-turns-to-social-media-social-media/94257/#comments Tue, 13 Jul 2010 12:40:00 +0000 admin http://Gawker-5585646 Why allocate more money for domestic AIDS education when Facebook is free? More »
]]> http://lpkz.com/facebook/domestic-aids-prevention-policy-turns-to-social-media-social-media/94257/feed/ 0 What Is Sarah Palin’s Latest Endorsee, Star Parker, Like? [Meet Your Candidates] http://lpkz.com/top/what-is-sarah-palins-latest-endorsee-star-parker-like-meet-your-candidates/79380/ http://lpkz.com/top/what-is-sarah-palins-latest-endorsee-star-parker-like-meet-your-candidates/79380/#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 17:56:12 +0000 admin http://Gawker-5568943 Sarah Palin has read the local campaign literature and decided to endorse the brilliant Star Parker for California's 37th congressional district. So, Star Parker: what lovely thoughts does she have about the connection between gay marriage and AIDS, for example? More »
]]> http://lpkz.com/top/what-is-sarah-palins-latest-endorsee-star-parker-like-meet-your-candidates/79380/feed/ 0 Touched Anything? Get an H.I.V. Test. [Health Watch] http://lpkz.com/science/touched-anything-get-an-h-i-v-test-health-watch/75023/ http://lpkz.com/science/touched-anything-get-an-h-i-v-test-health-watch/75023/#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:15:35 +0000 admin http://Gawker-5565134 Crazy ladies fear AIDS! Vuvuzela dangers! Tuberculosis rampant! Cell phone radiation! Skinny blood! Skinny sex! Sexy diets! It's your Wednesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—while smearing ourselves with disinfectant! More »
]]> http://lpkz.com/science/touched-anything-get-an-h-i-v-test-health-watch/75023/feed/ 0 South Africa Kicks off New AIDS Effort [Testing] http://lpkz.com/south-africa/south-africa-kicks-off-new-aids-effort-testing/48962/ http://lpkz.com/south-africa/south-africa-kicks-off-new-aids-effort-testing/48962/#comments Mon, 26 Apr 2010 06:58:11 +0000 admin http://Gawker-5524309 South African President Jacob Zuma has announced that he's HIV-negative. More »
]]> South African President Jacob Zuma has announced that he's HIV-negative. More »
]]> http://lpkz.com/south-africa/south-africa-kicks-off-new-aids-effort-testing/48962/feed/ 0 Worst Craigslist Wanted Postings Ever: “I Want a Positive HIV Test” Edition [WTF?] http://lpkz.com/wtf/worst-craigslist-wanted-postings-ever-i-want-a-positive-hiv-test-edition-wtf/30097/ http://lpkz.com/wtf/worst-craigslist-wanted-postings-ever-i-want-a-positive-hiv-test-edition-wtf/30097/#comments Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:00:00 +0000 admin http://Gawker-5465806 Never underestimate the buying power of a day on Craigslist. New furniture? It's there. Old furniture? It's there, too. Scalped tickets to the Bowery Ballroom at four times face value? Oh yes. But this...is something else.

hiv test result. My girlfriend is hinting that we should get married. I don't want to. In fact I want to dump her but I want her to think it is her idea. I'm looking for some guy who is between 24 and 27 and is HIV positive to got to a doctor with my name and SSN and get tested. When the results come in, send me the printed results letter. I will then show this to my girlfriend and see how long it takes before she dumps me. LOL. I will pay for your time and the testing costs. Thanks

Now, has everybody done their reading? Good.

Questions:

1. Is it real?
2. What kind of man needs a positive HIV test to dump a woman? You can't just, you know, do it like everybody else?
3. What if it backfires and she professes her love and devotion to her man, willing to stand by him no matter what? Then what do you get tested for?
4. Isn't this what they call tempting fate?
5. What the fuck kind of person is this?

Answers:

1. Does it matter?
2. The kind of men who can afford for someone to do this, to start out with. Because they think they can more or less buy everything. Like a positive HIV test.
3. The fact that she doesn't know what kind of man she's with right now is as awful as the possibility of this person actually existing.
4. Yes.
5. Again, possibly the "real" kind.

]]> Never underestimate the buying power of a day on Craigslist. New furniture? It's there. Old furniture? It's there, too. Scalped tickets to the Bowery Ballroom at four times face value? Oh yes. But this...is something else.

hiv test result. My girlfriend is hinting that we should get married. I don't want to. In fact I want to dump her but I want her to think it is her idea. I'm looking for some guy who is between 24 and 27 and is HIV positive to got to a doctor with my name and SSN and get tested. When the results come in, send me the printed results letter. I will then show this to my girlfriend and see how long it takes before she dumps me. LOL. I will pay for your time and the testing costs. Thanks

Now, has everybody done their reading? Good.

Questions:

1. Is it real?
2. What kind of man needs a positive HIV test to dump a woman? You can't just, you know, do it like everybody else?
3. What if it backfires and she professes her love and devotion to her man, willing to stand by him no matter what? Then what do you get tested for?
4. Isn't this what they call tempting fate?
5. What the fuck kind of person is this?

Answers:

1. Does it matter?
2. The kind of men who can afford for someone to do this, to start out with. Because they think they can more or less buy everything. Like a positive HIV test.
3. The fact that she doesn't know what kind of man she's with right now is as awful as the possibility of this person actually existing.
4. Yes.
5. Again, possibly the "real" kind.

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