Facebook's Brandee Barker is "a strange Canadian child that wants Ellen underwear." Or so she was told.

The Chicago Sun Times' Richard Roeper probably just needs to clear his cookies.

Yahoo News's Andrew Golis demands answers, about the furry.

The Obama Administration definitely shouldn't try to slip any junk-food-related changes past the Associated Press's Phil Elliott.

The New York Times was all over the front page of the internet's tech section, and Bits blogger Nick Bilton loved it.

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