Joe Biden's Gaffes: A Foot-in-Mouth Chronology
After the health care bill became the health care law yesterday, Joe Biden dropped an f-bomb heard 'round the world. However, this was one of Biden's least egregious gaffes as it was accidental. The others are just PR nightmares.

Movie FAIL: The Blind Side's Most Obvious Mistakes
Things haven't been so easy for Sandra Bullock since she won an Oscar for her performance in The Blind Side, and here we come piling on. Just in time for its DVD release, here some of that film's worst mistakes.

LOST's Richard Alpert Episode Pushes the Atlantis Theory
Did last night's episode prove "The Lost Continent Theory"? Richard Alpert has been on the island longer than anyone sans Jacob and the man in black. Is it a coincidence that he originally set sail from the Canary Islands?

16 and Pregnant: Get This Baby Out of Me!
Instead of constant emotional torture, things got physical last night on 16 and Pregnant. The pain was so bad in fact, it may single-handedly stop teenagers from having sex (unlikely!). In the immortal words of Wesley: To the pain.

Martha Stewart is So Rich that She Can't Understand How Debit Cards Work
A financial expert was giving advice about tracking expenses online when Martha interrupted with questions about debit cards, asking "Does it just beep? What does it do when you overdraw?" Ten bucks says Martha's never received an overdraft charge, either.

Jimmy Kimmel and Letterman Get Nostalgic About Hating Jay Leno
Nobody misses The Late Night Wars more than Jimmy Kimmel and David Letterman. In addition to allowing them to openly mock Jay Leno, it was a big boost to their ratings. And Kimmel's having a hard time letting it go.

Alan Thicke Admits to Getting Freaky to his Son's Music
While discussing the successful musical career of Robin Thicke, Hoda Kotb had the guts to ask Alan if he ever listens to his son's smooth jams while he's in the mood. Alan's surprising (and cringe-worthy!) response inside.

Can Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest Just Bang Already?
Ryan Seacrest got all up in Simon Cowell's grill last night on Idol. It all seemed a bit theatrical and forced, but it just reeked of sexual tension. Why? Because Ryan Seacrest wants make sweet love to Simon Cowell.

FX's Justified Is As Good As It Is Bad
Tonight was the series premiere of Justified, a new crime drama on the FX Network. Expectations were high due to the network's past success and its star, Deadwood's Timothy Olyphant. Unfortunately, it was kind of disappointing.

16 and Pregnant: Breaking Up With Your Baby
Lori broke up with her boyfriend, Corey, and it was quite the story at the Montessori. But this allegory ends a bit whorey, as she got pregnant. That's where the problems begin.

If LOST's Flash-Sideways Were an Actual Classroom TV Drama, It Would Look Like This
Could the show that has redefined science-fiction for the masses be the harbinger of what television-drama will become? While flashbacks and flashforwards gave the audience insight into character's lives, the flashsideways are what could make for cutting edge television drama.

Fox News Allows Liberal Opinion, Immediately Regrets It
Peter Doocy (Steve's kid) went rogue! Instead of interviewing the conservative parents Gretchen was expecting to see, Lil Doo got in way over his head with a liberal college student. Gretchen and Brian looked pissed.

South Park's First Ever Deleted Scene
After 13 long, and mostly hilarious seasons, South Park has finally released its first deleted scene. Thankfully, it does not involve any nudity or bodily fluids (those would never get cut), but it does involve a whole lot of f-bombs.

16 and Pregnant: Dad's Gone Fishin'
If a teen ever wants to go on 16 and Pregnant, there are three things MTV demands: Be 16, be pregnant, and have an emotionally abusive boyfriend. The only difference is the boy's hobby. Last night: hunting!

It's Always Sunny's Rob McElhenney Starred in a 90s Anti-Smoking PSA
Hey, kids of the 90s! Watch Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in this anti-smoking PSA from over a decade ago. He plays a high school kid who's asked if he'd smoked cigarettes before. Weirdly, we remember it well.

Yes, Dear is the Nostradamus of the Tiger Woods Scandal
In November of 2005, Tiger Woods was coming off one of his best years ever in the major championships. Two wins, at the Masters and British Open, a second at the U.S. Open and a t-4 at the PGA Championship.

Parenthood: Another Notch on NBC's Failure Belt
In another example of the continuing disaster that is NBC, Parenthood—the widely-hyped series based on the 1989 movie—premiered tonight. And as expected, there were a ton of soapy tropes and many a tear shed. Inside, two standout moments.

An Army of Flocke
Add two more to UnLocke's roster. Welcome aboard Sayid "So Much Blood On My Hands" Jarrah! Don't be shy Kate Austin, you've not heard the battle plan, but we've room for you too. Stand right here beside Koo-Koo Crazy Claire.

16 and Pregnant: Beatboxing Is Not a Form of Birth Control
Why is it so hard to get through to teenagers? If it's not coming home after curfew, it's that they're always getting pregnant. Valerie is no different, only this time the babydaddy actually has something to offer: mad beatboxing skillzzz.

How to Ruin a Date with a Millionaire: Show Up Drunk, Puke Before Dinner
Last night on The Millionaire Matchmaker we saw a first-hand account of how to ruin a glamorous date with one of Patty's millionaires: showing up to the date intoxicated. Here, Angel shows us how to ruin a night in Vegas.

The Octomom Exposes herself on The View: Nervous, Neurotic, and an Inappropriate-Laugher
Nadya Suleman, aka The Octomom, came on to talk about her hectic life and litter of 14. Not sure who to talk to first, she just laughs maniacally, ignores Barbara Walters and general proves that she's batty as all hell.

A First look at Fame: 20 Kids Who Grew Up to Be Important
A note to aspiring actors; if you're not working by the time you've hit puberty then like your youth, chances at fame are slowly fading away. These 20 celebrity veterans knew they'd make it long before you did.

Meet The Boyfriend From Hell On 16 and Pregnant
Last night's 16 and Pregnant was called "Nikkole"—because it was about Nikkole's pregnancy. Except it wasn't. It was about her boyfriend Josh. The worst baby-daddy this—or any—teen pregnancy show has ever seen. He was a monster.

Lost's Shephard Siblings Can't Behave Themselves
Here's a LOST theory for you: If Jack and Claire don't have their recommended dosage of alcohol PEOPLE DIE! There is a lot of pent up anger going on, and island rehab doesn't seem to be working.

When is it Appropriate to Pull the Subway's Mystical Emergency Brake?
If you've ever been on the New York City subway, you've probably read the emergency exit instructions asked yourself the same question: "Well, when is it okay to pull the Emergency Brake?! This video investigates.

•Everybody likes at least one Woody Allen film, right? If you don't, maybe this next one will hit the spot: Owen Wilson has—improbably—signed on to Woody's next film. Also rumored to be involved: French first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy. We know nothing about this film but, it will probably offer a wry take on the age-old theme of love, lust, loss and high-brow cultural references. [Deadline]

•Ben Affleck pitches, Warner Brothers catches. Affleck is directing—and possibly starring in—The Trade, a movie about oversexed Yankee pitchers whose sexxxy wife-swapping scandalized (aroused?) America in the 1970s. Apparently Affleck had to wrest the script from rival director Richard Linklater's greedy little hands. [Deadline]

•Paramount has picked up rights to Middle Men, the true-life story of the American hero who started one of the first Internet porn businesses. The film stars Giovanni Ribisi, James Caan and Luke Wilson. The film will be released this year, then we can finally learn who to blame all of society's problems on. [THR]

•Warner Brothers is on an overall production deal bender! WB has signed a 2-year deal with Zac Efron, 22, according to Deadline. Deadline wonders if he'll be "he question whether he'll be the next DC Entertainment superhero, or Bourne-like action thriller leading man, or buddy comedy co-star, or all, or none." So young, so rich, so so. Also, Robert Downey Jr. and his wife are in talks to sign a deal with WB via their production yet-to-be-formed production company. [Deadline]

•16 and Pregnant is, like its subjects, young and pregnant. The MTV series is a hit, according to TheWrap. Its premier beat everything in the 12-34 demo except the Olympics and American idol. It's only a matter of time before MTV rolls out 83 and Pregnant, the show about ohttp://publish.gawker.com/ged/new#ctogenarians raising a kid in their nursing home. Sitcom premise! [TheWrap]

•Steven Segal: Lawman is back for another season. [THR]

Tracy Morgan Is a Crazy, Unwanted Party Guest
You know that guy who shows up to a party and dominates the conversation, talking about wild theories on how to truly live, while everyone laughs awkwardly? That's Tracy Morgan—And last night, Tavis Smiley's show was the party.

We Can't Tell if These Olympians Are Curling or Having an Orgasm
We thought we had this whole Curling thing figured out but we were wrong. No amount of prep work could have made it any easier for us to tell if these Olympians are competing or getting it on.

The Quantum Mechanics of Lost's Flash-Sideways
Are you a seasoned Lost fan? Are you afraid they might be going too far with the whole flash-sideways thing? Afraid it just couldn't make sense? Well worry no more, Gawker.TV is here to ease your suffering.

16 and Pregnant: The New Batch
Just when we think we're out, MTV pulls us back in. Hot on the heels of the Teen Mom finale, we are blessed with our own little bundle of joy: a new season of 16 and Pregnant. Baby mama drama!

Jason Davis on Millionaire Matchmaker: A Tale of Farts, Spray Tans, and Monkeys
Last night on The Millionaire Matchmaker Patti took on a "celebrity"—Jason Davis. How do you know him? He's the brother of Brandon Davis, heir to millions, and subject of the paparazzi's nickname "Gummi Bear." So, how did it go?